Heroin user William Chambers moved to Dawlish in an attempt to start a new life without drugs but was shocked to find they were more readily available than in London.
Who would have guessed it. At least the word is out there now come to Dawlish and get stoned we have plenty of drugs down here. We can drink during the day and do it openly during the day even though it's prohibited as there is rarly any police around. And of course after 10pm they go of duty. So come and take a holiday in Dawlish.
Ohhh thanks i will do that lol