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Jade Rabbit

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neilh
neilh
15 Dec 2013 15:42

Isn't Jade Rabbit a wonderful name for a moon rover!

elvis presley
elvis presley
15 Dec 2013 15:50

No

FredBassett
FredBassett
15 Dec 2013 16:17

I thought it was daughters sex toy maybe thats Jade's Rabbit

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Mcjrpc
Mcjrpc
15 Dec 2013 16:23

What a vulgar comment for a father to make about his daughter.  But not out of character.  

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FredBassett
FredBassett
15 Dec 2013 16:32

She happens to be 32 years old. Has a life and a sense of humor unlike some. 

by the way you dont know the first thing about me or my character

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leatash
leatash
15 Dec 2013 18:01

I thought it was funny fred made me smile not that i dont smile but  as my dad used to say it put a little chuckle in my tummy.

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Duckileaks
Duckileaks
16 Dec 2013 18:00

Fred - that's the sort of thing my dad would say, I found it funny too!

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FredBassett
FredBassett
16 Dec 2013 19:53

Cheers chaps but for even more of a laugh neither of my daughters are actually called Jade. He He He

elvis presley
elvis presley
16 Dec 2013 20:32

Those two, but how about  the ones the missus doesn't know about.

FredBassett
FredBassett
17 Dec 2013 23:57

Or even the ones I may not know about.

Remember the joke - Do you ever speak to the missus when making love

Only if there's a phone near the bed

elvis presley
elvis presley
18 Dec 2013 07:37

Oh dear Fred, you realise the keyboard warriors on here will target you now as you dared to make jest of adultery.

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FredBassett
FredBassett
18 Dec 2013 11:05

Oh no ill end up in Langdon for my sins.

3-meals a day, kept cosy and warm, £100+ a week to spend on choc and fags. Plus all the other perks like free TV, gym, etc, etc

Best get off to Anne Summers for a chill pill and a lie down

leatash
leatash
18 Dec 2013 11:59

Sounds like a great place for a holliday Fred and you get paid maybe we could all go together,  will we still be able to post on here

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elvis presley
elvis presley
18 Dec 2013 13:05

Yes leatash, it is OK in  here, except you have to write with a crayon and put up with the smell of fag smoke.

FredBassett
FredBassett
18 Dec 2013 13:48

Sorry Elvis didnt realise your where on the staff side there.

Me and Leatash are organising a coach trip for all members of Dawlish. Com well see if we can sneak you back out with us

Dont panic Mr Mannering

elvis presley
elvis presley
18 Dec 2013 15:13

Who said anything about being on the staff? The problem is , they don't believe I'm Elvis, I know I am.

Oh yes and the escape tunnel, I  was digging with a plastic haircomb, ended up in The Welcome Caravan Park, glad to be caught, it was like a holding pen for The Jeremy Kyle show.

Out of the frying pan ........

 

FredBassett
FredBassett
18 Dec 2013 17:53

Elvis - Now you've upset the keyboard warriors theyll all be wanting to know what you have against the people on The Jeremy Kyle show,laugh racist stereotyping etc

elvis presley
elvis presley
18 Dec 2013 18:11

I don't care Fred, I'm a mad psythopath and I'm in here.

Eastern Europeans tomorrow.

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